Why God never received tenure at any university


මම මීට කලින් බ්ලොගයේ (පණ අදින විද්‍යාව) සඳහන් කළා දෙවියන්ට (නාථ දෙය්යෝ නොවේ ලෝකේ මවපු කෙනා!) මොකද ලෝකේ කිසිම සරසවියකින් තනතුරක් නොලැබුන එකට හේතු මීළඟ බ්ලොගයකින් කියනවා කියලා. මෙන්න ඒක. මේක මගේ නිර්මාණයක් නොවන බව සලකන්න. මෙහි ඇති නිර්මානාත්මක බව ඒ අයුරින්ම රැක ගැනීම සඳහා සිංහල පරිවර්තනයක් නොකරන බවද සැලකුව මනාය.

Why God never received tenure at any university
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no reference.
4. It wasn’t published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
11. When subjects didn’t behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to the class, just told the students to read the Book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning the wrong subject.
15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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